What makes Dick so hard to beat?

Reporter

Girl: What's a Kardashian?
Dean: That's just another blood sucker.

Dean: Ok, I've read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel.
Sam: Anna Nicole?
Dean: Anna Nicole.

Dean: Don't say pie.
Sam: Definitely pie.
Dean: Bastards.

You know me. Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.

Castiel

Crowley ain't the problem this year.

Dean

You seem troubled. Of course, that's a primary aspect of your personality so I usually ignore it.

Castiel

This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?

Kevin

I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton.

Kevin

I'm sorry. I think you have to go back to start.

Castiel

Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Sam: Metatron? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?
Dean: No. That's Megatron.
Sam: What?
Dean: The Transformer. That's Megatron.

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.

Castiel

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel

If you affirmate me, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

Dean