What makes Dick so hard to beat?


Girl: What's a Kardashian?
Dean: That's just another blood sucker.

Dean: Ok, I've read this more times than the Playboy I found in dad's duffel.
Sam: Anna Nicole?
Dean: Anna Nicole.

Dean: Don't say pie.
Sam: Definitely pie.
Dean: Bastards.

You know me. Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.


Crowley ain't the problem this year.


You seem troubled. Of course, that's a primary aspect of your personality so I usually ignore it.


This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?


I can't live in the desert. I'm applying to Princeton.


I'm sorry. I think you have to go back to start.


Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Sam: Metatron? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?
Dean: No. That's Megatron.
Sam: What?
Dean: The Transformer. That's Megatron.

Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.


Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.