What are the odds this ends well? What are the odds?

Dean

Everything is supposed to end.

Dean

Suck on that, Swayze.

Bobby

I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.

Dean

You're saying we should move crap with the power of zen?

Bobby

Hi. I'm Bobby. I'm a ghost.

Bobby

He moves more dirt than the Drudge report.

Dean

What I miss?

Garth

Can you even get drunk anymore? It's kind of like drinking a vitamin for you.

Sam

I don't usually drink beer. It messes with my depth perception especially when I'm skinny dipping.

Garth

Dean: What. Are you allergic to a suit?
Garth: No I just look good in a uniform.

You've just been Garth-ed.

Garth

Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

We all saw him. No beard. No robe. He was young and, and, sexy.

Woman on TV

You're wrong. I am utterly indifferent to sexual orientation. On the other hand, I cannot abide hypocrites like you, Reverend. Tell your flock where your genitals have been before you speak for me.

Castiel