Survivor's not meant to be a comedy routine.

John

Her body is mesmorizing, but it's not hypnotizing.

Jim

Sorta bad? I feel sorta bad when I'm out of milk. I feel like crap now that we're going home, and we gotta vote somebody out. I don't feel sorta bad.

Jim

If Dawn doesn't get it together, she very well could be going home.

Ozzie

This is Coach 3.0 and I'm here to win.

Coach

Survivor Season 23 Episode 1 Quotes

If Dawn doesn't get it together, she very well could be going home.

Ozzie

This is Coach 3.0 and I'm here to win.

Coach