Survivor

Survivor Season 22 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 22 Episode 2: "You Own My Vote"

Russell: Poor old Ralph. That dude might be the dumbest person on the face of the earth besides being the dumbest player to play Survivor.
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Russell: These fools that I'm dealing with they ain't too bright.
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Phillip: I still love Phillip Sheppard.
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Boston Rob: Seems as if this group of players knows how to follow directions.
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Season 22 Episode 1: "You're Looking at the New Leader of Your Tribe"

Rob: Man, it feels so good to play with you amateurs. You give away so much. You don't even know enough to keep your mouth shut.
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Russell: I know how Boston Rob thinks. Right now, he's thinking 'oh crap, I'm stuck with a bunch of weenies.'
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Kristina: Rob's good. I'm good too. This is gonna be fun.
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Kristina: My immunity idol antenna have been on alert since I've hit the beach.
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Jeff: It is going to rain a LOT here in Nicaragua.
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Russell: Redemption Island does not scare me one bit. It's a vacation.
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Francesca: They're sizing up like we're pray.
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Stephanie: I'm gonna stare down Russell. When I stare down Russell, he'll know she's got a little evil inside of her.
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Mike: I think I've been trained for something like this.
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Ralph: We ain't never had a dumbass to win the game, have we? Maybe it's my turn.
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