Survivor

Survivor Season 22 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 22 Episode 7: "It Don't Take a Smart One"

Boston Rob: Philip wanted to go to the duel. He's not allowed to go without a chaperone. I gotta baby sit his ass for the day.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: I don't trust you, but I have no problems with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 22 Episode 6: "Their Red-Headed Step Child"

Philip: Hell hath no fury like a lion and a gorilla when he thinks he's been provoked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

David: Sarita's more like the team mom than on the actual team.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Julie (to Stephanie): Strong woman in a little package that's what you are.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve: [Sarita's] a bit of an uptown girl that I don't think has gotten her footing out here in the wilderness.
 • Rating: Unrated

Philip: I call ourselves "Stealh-r-us". I'm the specialist, Rob's the mentalist and Grant is the assassin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boston Rob: It was a little bit like Grant and I were back in school and we got busted by the principal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boston Rob: The less they do, the happier I am. I don't want them working hard and giving us a reason to write your name down to win a million dollars at the end of the game. I want you to annoy the crap out of everyone as much as possible.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boston Rob: I had to play Arafat in a peace process to bring the tribe back together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ashley: Philip is mental. Someone needs to diagnose him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boston Rob: What does he want them to do? They're 19, 21 year old girls, they're not going to do anything.
 • Rating: Unrated

Stephanie: I'm going to sit here and think how to suck up to people I hate.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Quite frankly, if it's me and the five of them, I'm gonna shoot myself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Philip: I'm their red-headed step child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Philip: If I go to Redemption Island before Natalie and Ashley, there's something wrong with this game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 22 Episode 5: "We Hate Our Tribe"

Krista: I'm not here to sit around a camp fire and make friends, I'm here to play the game.
 • Rating: Unrated

Krista: It kind of seems like the Brady Bunch went camping and they've invited the two neglected step children to come along.
 • Rating: Unrated

Boston Rob: You gotta hustle if you want to make a dollar. Everybody knows that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ashley: I wouldn't give [Philip] a massage for a dozen doughnuts.
 • Rating: Unrated

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