Survivor

Survivor Season 22 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 22 Episode 5: "We Hate Our Tribe"

Julie: Even though we lost today in the challenge, we really won.
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Sarita: I knew [Stephanie] was going to be great at calling things out, she's all bossy as all get-out.
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Krista: They're just not playing the game. When the game makes them play it, they're going to be very disappointed.
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Philip: The King (Rob) is the dictator and I'm a Lord. I'm waiting for my opportunity to replace the King.
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Ashley: Rob and Grant are like our big brothers.
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Philip: These girls remind me of crabs.
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Stephanie: I didn't even plant a seed in Rob's head, it's more like I took a Sequoia tree and put it in his brain.
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Stephanie: I think orange might look good on me.
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Philip: You and I are going to be real good buddies tonight
Boston Rob: Do you have your underwear on?
Philip: Yep, but that doesn't stop me.
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Season 22 Episode 4: "Don't You Work For Me?"

Mike: I haven't been this hungry in my life. I haven't thought about sex in two weeks. All I think about is food.
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Rob: Phillip - never one to shy away from a moment in the sun.
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Ralph: I asked any of the other ones if they want their fingers cleaned or licked, I'd work on them too.
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Rob: Aren't you in my alliance? Don't you work for me?
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Russell: It's hard to be a professional quarterback and have pee-wee leaguers on your team. I gotta run the ball, I gotta catch the ball, I gotta throw the ball.
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Russell: If this was the real world, I'd be rooting for Matt. But, it's not. It's Survivor.
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Sarita: If I'm able to watch Russell walk off and go home, that'd be my million dollars.
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Boston Rob: Who comes on Survivor and wears pink tighty-whities?
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Boston Rob: Saggy-bottom panties. I could go thirty-nine days without seeing that?
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Russell: My tribe they gonna come here one at a time, I'm gonna pick 'em off and I'm gonna make 'em suffer.
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Matt: Russell Hantz just walked in to my camp. I figured I'd see him sooner or later.
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