Survivor

Survivor Season 23 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 23 Episode 3: "Reap What You Sow"

Brandon: I'd rather make friends out here than a million dollars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brandon: I reap what I sew, man.
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Christine: The fat lady has not sung.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Semhar: What's he like?
Christine: He's a bit, fat pain in the ass. He thinks he's King Farouk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Christine: I think my tribe was not ready for someone who wanted to play the game right out of the box.
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Season 23 Episode 2: "He Has Demons"

Probst: Dawn needs to pick up the pace. This is not a picnic.
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Jim: I'm at the cool kids table, but I'm barely at the cool kids table.
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Cochran: New Cochran doesn't follow Mommy's advice all the time. He cuts open a coconut when he needs to, and he does it by himself, with a machete.
 • Rating: Unrated

Coach: When it comes to friends, you can never have too many.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 1: "I Need Redemption"

John: Survivor's not meant to be a comedy routine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Her body is mesmorizing, but it's not hypnotizing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jim: Sorta bad? I feel sorta bad when I'm out of milk. I feel like crap now that we're going home, and we gotta vote somebody out. I don't feel sorta bad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ozzie: If Dawn doesn't get it together, she very well could be going home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Coach: This is Coach 3.0 and I'm here to win.
 • Rating: Unrated

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