I'm not running the show. But, at the moment, pretty close.

Coach

Nothing sells like fear.

Jim

I'm finding every little thing about [Elyse and Ozzy] irritating.

Cochran

The little Cochran that could.

Elyse

If anyone calls me Benjamin to my face, I'm going to go nutz.

Coach

Lies straight from Hell. All of y'all are going to go to Hell with gasoline drawers on.

Stacey

If you come to the merge and you're not sure about somebody, that's not a number.

Sophie

Right now it's look like Brandon is just a small, small Russell Hantz.

Sophie

I gotta lie to kick it and that means I gotta lie to fit in.

Stacey

Edna is scrambled like scrambled eggs in a hot skillet right now.

Stacey

Eggs or...the other.

Jeff

Does [Edna] have an off switch? I don't think she has an off switch. She needs to be disconnected.

Stacey

Survivor Season 23 Quotes

If Dawn doesn't get it together, she very well could be going home.

Ozzie

This is Coach 3.0 and I'm here to win.

Coach