Toby: The thing is, there's a million people to do something with. But, there's just nobody to do nothing with. That's, uh, what I miss the most.
Lily: I better... Actually. I was thinking about going upstairs and doing nothing. Do you wanna come?
Toby: Yeah. I'd love that.

John: What is going to happen to her?
Kathryn: I'll tell you what's going to happen. She is going to live through this, and so are we.

Don't worry. Whatever happens, this will give me mad street cred as an artist.

Bay

It takes three hours to open presents? We don't usually put that much emphasis on gifts.

Regina

Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!

Bay

Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.

John: Well, I see you're still using your mom's beauty products.
Toby: Good to see you, too, John.
John: Bay! Ready for some wind sprints?
Kathryn: She just worked out.
John: Yes, I'm aware of that Kathryn. Olympic Medalists don't just work once a day and then sit on their butts the rest of the day. It's crunch time. And yet, why am I explaining that to somebody who works 90 hours a week?
Kathryn: Don't do that. Don't pit Bay against me.

FauxDaphne: This is unbelievable. Apparently the only time Emmett and I have been naked together, rubber duckies were involved.
FauxBay: OK. I'm telling you. J & K are about ten minutes away from a very conscious uncoupling.
FauxDaphne: There's one more thing. Regina's drinking.
FauxBay: Oh no. Again?
FauxDaphne: I don't think she ever stopped. Think about it. She got sober after she found out about the switch. If that never happened...

Regina: The whole perfect Kennish Christmas thing makes me feel like you were cheated out of this storybook life; like you somehow drew the short straw because you got stuck with the single mom.
Daphne: Mom! I love our Christmases.

Kathryn: Morning.
Bay: Mommy!
Kathryn: Mommy?
Bay: Is it Christmas?
Kathryn: Yes.
Bay: OK. I want you to make gingerbread pancakes and then I want you to sing Christmas Carols all day long. Oh, and baking. I want to bake!
Kathryn: Oh honey, stop. I know that you and I are really, really different. We always have been. I love all this stuff and you don't. I need to stop forcing it on you.
Bay: Mom, I love every single thing about our Christmases. That's not entirely true. But, every family has a little crazy and if I have to have crazy, I prefer your crazy over anyone else's.

Emmett: Bay and I had plans. She had a life we were excited about and you ruined it.
Daphne: I know and I'm sorry. But she'll be out there soon.
Emmett: No, she won't. Her probation got extended because she did something stupid which she never would have done if she hadn't been there in the first place.
Daphne: What are you talking about?
Emmett: Everyone has let you off the hook. Your parents, your sister, those stupid cops who believed this stupid lie. Daphne had a meltdown and so the whole family has to pay for it.
Daphne: Stop yelling at me and just talk to me, please.
Emmett: No one's telling you anything because they're afraid you're too fragile. But I'll tell you. There is no forgiving you for this. Ever.

Daphne: I'm so sorry that this turned into such a mess.
Bay: Yeah
Daphne: That's why I'm not going to Gallaudet. I know that you didn't ask me too. It's just the right thing to do; stay.
Bay: You don't get a medal for not going.
Daphne: I know that. I just wanted to be around for you. For whatever you need.
Bay: Well I need you to not be here right now.
Daphne: What?
Bay: I need you to leave my room.
Daphne: Bay...I
Bay: No. Seriously.

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.