Regina: Her dad just died!
Wes: Does that give her the right to break the law? She cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars! She forced us into bed with Coto! This is your project too!

Counselor: OK everyone, gather around. We're about to announce your prom king and queen.
Bay: Oh. Exciting. Let's see who the prettiest, most popular, most superficial couple in the school is.
Natalie: Cool!
Bay: This is a joke, right?

You are not my mother. You have never been my mother.

Daphne

It's just easier for Daphne to blame you than to deal with how random and cruel it was.

Kathryn

Kathryn: You know, this is crazy. People are Tweeting about my own marriage. Chris Washburn. What was I thinking?
Regina: You know, I slept with Angelo the first day I met him. But then again, who didn't?

Wait a minute. Did you just say Jane Austen and Batter Up in the same sentence?

Kathryn

You know what? You are not the only one going through stuff so stop acting like a little brat!

Bay

You punishing MY mother for MY father dying has nothing to do with me?

Bay

Regina: Train guy's still here. (kisses Kathryn)
Kathryn: Wow.
Regina: Seriously, that was great. Not the kiss, the reading.

I guess I better tend the home fires tonight.

Kathryn

I went all the way there to find a Sorrento and I have one right here.

Bay

Being good all the time gets you nowhere!

Daphne

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.