Bay: You have to admit, life would be a lot easier if we had never been switched.
Daphne: I was just thinkin' the same thing.

Come on, Mom, what is with you? You're like the cruise director on the cruise to Christmas hell!

Bay

It takes three hours to open presents? We don't usually put that much emphasis on gifts.

Regina

Don't worry. Whatever happens, this will give me mad street cred as an artist.

Bay

John: What is going to happen to her?
Kathryn: I'll tell you what's going to happen. She is going to live through this, and so are we.

Toby: The thing is, there's a million people to do something with. But, there's just nobody to do nothing with. That's, uh, what I miss the most.
Lily: I better... Actually. I was thinking about going upstairs and doing nothing. Do you wanna come?
Toby: Yeah. I'd love that.

Bay: Who would have thought that we would end up graduating from the same school?
Daphne: Three years ago I didn't even know you existed.
Bay: And I had never even heard of Carlton.
Daphne: Do you remember that day, the day we first met?
Bay: I was so jealous of you back then.
Daphne: Now you're the one with the perfect boyfriend, perfect life out in L.A.
Bay: Daphne, stop.
Daphne: It's true. You handled everything so well after Angelo died.

We fight and then we bonk. That is our union. Fully stated.

Lily

Bay: I'm trying to have an adult conversation about this.
John: Following your boyfriend across the country is a puppy-dog move.

There's no going back, only forward. It's easy to live in anger, but I have to be grateful that at least, eventually, we found each other.

Kathryn

Regina: Her dad just died!
Wes: Does that give her the right to break the law? She cost me hundreds of thousands of dollars! She forced us into bed with Coto! This is your project too!

Counselor: OK everyone, gather around. We're about to announce your prom king and queen.
Bay: Oh. Exciting. Let's see who the prettiest, most popular, most superficial couple in the school is.
Natalie: Cool!
Bay: This is a joke, right?

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.