Favorite Teen Wolf Quotes
Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?
Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.
What the hell is a Stiles ?Lydia
Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.
Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...
When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.Stiles
I thought you were psychic bitch?Allison
Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.
He's turning into that? That has wings.Derek
Alpha: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
Alpha: Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.
Stiles: So you're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?
FBI Agent: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.
Stiles: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it.
Peter: Boys. FYI - coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, but the hearing still works. So I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.
Derek: We don't like you. Now shut up and help us.
Peter: Fair enough.