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Teen-wolf

Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?

Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.

Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about, I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood.

Stiles

When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.

Stiles

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

What the hell is a Stiles ?

Lydia

Alpha: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
Alpha: Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.

Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.

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