Favorite Teen Wolf Quotes
Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?
What the hell is a Stiles ?
Lydia
Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.
When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.
Stiles
Stiles: So you're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?
FBI Agent: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.
Stiles: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it.
Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...
Alpha: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
Alpha: Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.
If you lied and it gets people hurt, I'll be back to take away more than your pain.
Scott
Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years.
The bigger they are, the bigger they are.
Coach
Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.
I thought you were psychic bitch?
Allison
