Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?

Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.

Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about, I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood.

Stiles

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.

Stiles

What the hell is a Stiles ?

Lydia

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's perfect. I'm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall.

Allison

Scott: Why should I apologize?
Stiles: Because you're the guy. It's like what we do.

Our sons are trained to be soldiers...our daughters, for leaders.

Chris

Stiles: So you're asking me to tell you what I wouldn't not tell you?
FBI Agent: First, I have no idea what you just said. Second, how about you just help me help you.
Stiles: Well I don't know how to help you help me tell you something if I don't know it.

Alpha: Don't feel bad, if she lives she'll become a werewolf. She'll be incredibly powerful.
Stiles: Yeah, and once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart.
Alpha: Well, actually, considering she's a woman...twice a month.

Teen Wolf Quotes

Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I guarantee you is the absolute truth. You fall in love more than once. It will happen again. It will be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. But it'll happen again. I promise. But until then, be your own anchor.

Melissa

Aiden: I kinda overheard... well I listened in on Stiles talkin' to Scott about how he thinks he was the one that wrote that message to kill Kira.
Derek: You think Stiles, skinny defenseless Stiles, is the Nogitsune, a powerful, dark spirit.