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Alpha: His username is Allison? His password is also Allison?
Stiles: Still want him in your pack?

Stiles: You swing for a different team but you still play ball, don't ya Danny boy.
Danny: You're a horrible person.
Stiles: I know. It keeps me awake at night.

Well I shouldn't say I told you so, 'cause it's not strong enough. How about, I'm always right, and you should listen to whatever I have to say, and never disagree ever for the sake of your wolvlihood.

Stiles

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

What the hell is a Stiles ?

Lydia

When your best friend gets told by his girlfriend that they're taking a break...you get your best friend drunk.

Stiles

If you lied and it gets people hurt, I'll be back to take away more than your pain.

Scott

I thought you were psychic bitch?

Allison

He's turning into that? That has wings.

Derek

Mr. Stilinski: Why would this kid want most of the 2006 swim team and its coach dead?
Stiles: Isn't it obvious? Our swim team sucks. They haven't won in like six years.

Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.

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Teen Wolf Quotes

Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I guarantee you is the absolute truth. You fall in love more than once. It will happen again. It will be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. But it'll happen again. I promise. But until then, be your own anchor.

Melissa

Stiles: We would have to freeze you in carbonite to get you down there.
Liam: OK, then where do we get carbonite?
Stiles: Seriously? You haven't seen any either?

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