Oh this is so not gonna end well.

Isaac

Sounds like the beginning of a heartfelt story, but I'm gonna pass.

Stiles

Coach: The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
Scott: What?
Coach: That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?

You want me to risk my life for your girlfriend? For your stupid little teenage crush that means nothing?

Derek

You know Scott doesn't trust him, right? And personally, I, well I trust Scott.

Isaac

Stiles: Okay, I'm going to call my dad.
Lydia: I already called 911.
Stiles: You called the police before you called me?
Lydia: I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
Stiles: YES!

Mom would have believed me.

Stiles

Deucalion: Kill her now and it's over. Become the alpha you're meant to be. Become a killer.
Scott: They're not dead yet.
Deucalion: Who's going to save them? Your friends?
Scott: My pack.

Erica looks pretty good. The word sensational comes to mind.

Stiles

This new-found heroism is making me very attracted to you.

Stiles (to Scott)

Allison: There's no such thing as fate.
Scott: There's no such thing as werewolves.

Trust me, if he saw a naked girl outside a computer screen, he'd remember.

Mr. Leahy

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.