Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Kira: What do you even call that?
Deaton: Personally, I call it terrifying.

Kira: What is it?
Lydia: It's a list of supernaturals in Beacon Hills. It's a dead pool. And we're all on it.

Derek: We've learned a better way.
Peter: I'm a creature of habit.

Scott: How did you know?
Argent: I got your text.

Scott: Liam, what happened to you, what I did to you, which I had to do in order to save you...It's going to change you.
Stiles: Unless it kills you. I shouldn't have said that. Uh.. is he crying?

Stiles: OK Liam. Now, you've seen a lot of confusing things tonight and more confusing things are gonna happen because of the confusing things that happened tonight. Do you understand?
Liam: Not really.
Stiles: Good, that's good.
Scott: I don't either.

Wendigos don't need help! We need food!

Shaun

Isn't the captain supposed to be one of the best players on the team? Or even good?

Kira

Stiles: He's inhuman. What is he, like a were-cheetah? Does that even exist? Is that even a thing?
Scott: He's just that good.
Stiles: No one's that good. No one human. I'm gonna puke. Take me somewhere.

Stiles: What the hell are we doing here anyway? We have 117 million problems and worrying about our status on the lacrosse team is not one of them.
Scott: It is now.

Stiles: Did you tell Argent?
Scott: I texted him but he didn't get back to me.
Stiles: You told him his sister came back from the dead by a text?
Scott: I didn't have the money to call France.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.