Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.

Allison: Haven't you ever learned there's no "I" in "team."
Jackson: Yeah, but there is a "me."

Coach: The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
Scott: What?
Coach: That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

Hit him again, and then you'll see me get angry.

Scott

Be a werewolf not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.

Stiles

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!

Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
Scott: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?

I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.

Stiles

Is that him the best explanation ever for why he's half a frickin' hour late?

Lydia

This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.

Scott

Scott: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Teen Wolf Quotes

It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's perfect. I'm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall.

Allison

You're the true alpha! Guess what all of us can't be true alphas! Some of us have to make mistakes! Some of us have to get our hands a little bloody sometimes! Some of us are human!

Stiles