Scott: It smells terrible in here anyway.
Stiles: Really? In a boys locker room. That doesn't make any since at all.

Allison: Haven't you ever learned there's no "I" in "team."
Jackson: Yeah, but there is a "me."

Coach: The reading of the Gettysburg Address.
Scott: What?
Coach: That's sarcasm. Are you familiar with the term sarcasm, McCall?

Scott: I love her.
Stiles: That's great, now moving on...

Hit him again, and then you'll see me get angry.

Scott

Be a werewolf not a teen wolf. Be a werewolf.

Stiles

What the hell is a Stiles ?

Lydia

Scott: What do we do?
Stiles: We get to my Jeep. We get out of here. You seriously think about quitting your job.

Is that him the best explanation ever for why he's half a frickin' hour late?

Lydia

I'm not dying here. I'm not dying at school.

Stiles

Alright, first off - throwing Derek under the bus...nicely done.

Stiles

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.