Mom, this is not what I would call quality mother daughter time.

Kira

I could have killed you!

Kira

You want to hide her in the high school? For how long?

Stiles

I think I need to figure out what's going on with me before I help anyone else.

Kira

If this works tonight, we're going to catch one of them.

Scott

You don't care that someone is running off with your little failed science experiments?

Theo

No, I want to spend some quality time with you.

Stiles

They're not Dread scientists. They're Dread Doctors.

Sheriff Stilinksi

Is it me or is Liam not aware of the second part of the plan?

Lydia

Theo: You like I've got some kind of ulterior motive?
Stiles: More than likely.

I'm telling you because even if you don't trust me, even if you don't like me, I'm still going to be looking out for you.

Theo

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.

Teen Wolf Quotes

I have a son. His name is Mieczyslaw Stilinski, but we call him Stiles. I remember. When Stiles was a little kid, he couldn't say his first name. I'm not sure why, it pretty much rolls off the tongue, but the closest he could was mischief. His mother called him that until...I remember when Stiles first got his jeep. It belonged to his mother. She wanted him to have it. The first time he took a spin behind the wheel, he went straight into a ditch. I gave him his first roll of duct tape that day. He was always getting into trouble, but he always had a good heart, always. We're here tonight because my goofball son because he decided to drag Scott, his greatest friend in the world, into the woods to see a dead body.

Noah

Malia: Alright. I'll ask. Who's Kate Argent?
Kira: [raising hand] Uh, I'd like to know, too.
Stiles: Well, we were at her funeral, so I'd like to know how she got out from a casket buried six feet under ground.