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Teen-wolf

I don't know whether to kill it or lick it.

Kate

Try putting the highlighter down between paragraphs. It's chemistry, not a coloring book.

Teacher

You wanna do homework? Or you wanna not die?

Derek

We don't go out in the middle of the night murdering people do we?

Scott

I'm carrying a lethal weapon. If I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.

Mr. Stilinski

Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No but I might at the sight of a chopped off arm!

This house is like the frickin' Wal-Mart of guns.

Scott

Hockey on grass is called field hockey.

Chris

You eat meat?

Chris (to Scott)

Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.

Derek

Derek: It was a different kind of bullet.
Stiles: A silver bullet?
Derek: No you idiot.

If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.

Stiles
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Teen Wolf Quotes

Sweetheart, let me tell you something no teenager ever believes, but I guarantee you is the absolute truth. You fall in love more than once. It will happen again. It will be just as amazing and extraordinary as the first time and maybe just as painful. But it'll happen again. I promise. But until then, be your own anchor.

Melissa

It's OK. It's OK, it's OK. It's OK, it's perfect. I'm in the arms of my first love. The first person I ever loved. The person I'll always love. I love you, Scott. Scott McCall.

Allison
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