Teen Wolf

Teen Wolf Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Magic Bullet"

Chris: Hockey on grass is called field hockey.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Chris (to Scott): You eat meat?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Derek: Start the car, or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Derek: It was a different kind of bullet.
Stiles: A silver bullet?
Derek: No you idiot.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Stiles: If you go to her house today and squander that colossal opportunity, I swear to God I'll have you de-balled.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Pack Mentality"

Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Lydia: Someone's daddy's little girl.
Allison: Sometimes, but not tonight.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Stiles: It's gotta be a pack thing. Like an initiation, you do the kill together.
Scott: Because ripping someone's throat out is such a bonding experience?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Scott: Am I gonna kill someone?
Derek: Probably.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Scott: Do you wanna hang out, like us and them?
Allison: Yeah, I guess. Sounds fun.
Jackson: You know what else sounds fun? Stabbing myself in the face with this fork.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Scott: You're okay?
Allison: Once my heart starts beating again, yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Derek: You've been given something that most people would kill for. The bite is a gift.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Girl: Can someone tell me how new girl is here all of five minutes and she's already hanging out with Lydia's click?
Stiles: Because she's hot. Beautiful people heard together.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Stiles' Dad: So you listen to all of my phone calls?
Stiles: No...well not the boring ones.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water? Yes dumb ass, a dead body.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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