That 70's Show Season 1 Episode 11: "Eric's Buddy" Quotes
(waiting for Eric and wondering where he is)
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: You know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.
Kelso: I don't see why you can't just serve us our food, Frank. We are paying customers, you know?
Frank: Hey, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so that I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
Kelso: You have both your legs, Frank.
Frank: Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
Hyde: So, Forman? Now that the scary kids are gone, is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well, I don't think it's really my place to...
Hyde and Donna: He's gay.
Donna: Where's Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy! Um. Well, Buddy got busy, so...
Jackie: I mean, I'm sure he has a lot to do. He is "popular."
Fez: Yes and so obviously gay!
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please, Fez. That's just stupid! If Buddy was gay he would have been all over me!
Kelso: I miss Eric.
Jackie: Well, you still have me.
Kelso: It's not the same Jackie! I can talk to Eric about things thatthat I can't talk about with you.
Jackie: Ok, well like what.
Kelso: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.
(asking why Buddy thinks he's gay)
Eric: Well, why would you think that?
Buddy: Cause we've been spending so much time together...
Eric: Because we're friends! I'm... I've been friends with Hyde for years and I never put the moves on him.
My God, with a car like that, you must be knee-deep in whores.
Fez
Eric: Are you gay?!
Buddy: No, I'm not gay!
Eric: But you just kissed me!
Buddy: ...Okay, I'm gay.
