People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

You're a Baliwood Travolta.

Art

Mallory: It's giving me a wedgie.
Gary: what's a wedgie.
Mallory: it's like when it goes up your butt.
Gary: ok.

Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.

Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.

Art

Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art

Brook: Here's your new challenge: get a bullet poof vest, travel to the border and...good luck!

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus