People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.

Brent

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

You're a Baliwood Travolta.

Art

Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.

Booper

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.

Mallory: It's giving me a wedgie.
Gary: what's a wedgie.
Mallory: it's like when it goes up your butt.
Gary: ok.