People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus

Brook: Here's your new challenge: get a bullet poof vest, travel to the border and...good luck!

Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Art

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!

Jordan (Pious)

I'm gonna charge through it like a spidermonkey.

Brook

You're a Baliwood Travolta.

Art