People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Whose life could use a splash of color?!? Ahhhh, that's me!

Jordan (Pious)

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.

Jet and Cord

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.

Kat

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.

Brent

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• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0