People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

Mallory: It's giving me a wedgie.
Gary: what's a wedgie.
Mallory: it's like when it goes up your butt.
Gary: ok.

Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.

Kat