People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.

Art

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus

I'm gonna charge through it like a spidermonkey.

Brook

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.

Booper

Justin: The good thing about being on the top bunk of a triple decker is-
Zev: Less chance for murder.
Justin: I feel like any murder would happen on the bottom bunk or the middle bunk.

I'm from Oklahoma, I don't do water. I don't even take baths.

Jet