People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus

Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art

People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.

Jet and Cord

From now on, that's how you drive.

Marcus

Ralph: Just relax, it ain't gonna kill you.
Vanessa: Ok, it won't. But, it came close.