People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

Oh, lordy, I know how you feel Big Easy.

Marcus

I'm gonna charge through it like a spidermonkey.

Brook

Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.

Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.

We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!

Bopper

I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.

Kat

Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.

Art