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People who ride bicycles are smart. It's a general rule.

Jordan

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.

Vanessa

I am handling it. Obviously. I'm the one standing here, not you.

Caite (to Brandi)

I'm surrounded by ninjas.

Brook

I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.

Kat

Brook: Here's your new challenge: get a bullet poof vest, travel to the border and...good luck!

Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.

Brent

Ralph: Just relax, it ain't gonna kill you.
Vanessa: Ok, it won't. But, it came close.

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.

Art
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