Cathy Drone? Oh, cathedral.

Dan

Is Champagne wine and you just add club soda?

Jordan (Pious)

I'm gonna frickin pee myself.

Jordan (Pious)

If you can find a good looking person who can give you directions, it doesn't hurt.

Jordan (Pious)

Jordan (Pious): The lesson in this leg of the race is: don't always trust a pretty girl.

If I can find crack in someone's rear end, I can find grapes in a vineyard.

Michael

People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.

Jet and Cord

This is as close as you can get to being in the World Series.

Steve

Where are we off to today? Hopefully some place that speaks English!

Jet

Caite: You can tell who were the bad kids in school.
Brent: I wasn't a bad kid.

We've got a rainbow following us!

Jordan (Pious)

France feels just like December in New England.

Michael