NASCAR with bulls!

Caite

I like the beard, dude!

Andy

Chaps my ass.

JJ

White men can jump.

Booper

Brent, where's our money and stuff?

Caite

I just kissed an Englishman in a tractor.

Brook

Look at you looking all good in that babushka outfit.

Chad

If we're going the wrong way I'm going to kick your ass.

Vanessa

I have your poop and potatoes.

Kevin

Jet: This guy's got some nerve.
Cord: Nerves of steal.

The Amazing Race is about tragedies, but it's also about miracles.

Kent

When I grew up, we didn't even have a chimney. Sanata Claus came in through the window.

Big Easy