People pay thousands of dollars for the tour we did today. We did it for free, in a Mercedes.

Jet and Cord

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If I can find crack in someone's rear end, I can find grapes in a vineyard.

Michael

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Jordan (Pious): The lesson in this leg of the race is: don't always trust a pretty girl.

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If you can find a good looking person who can give you directions, it doesn't hurt.

Jordan (Pious)

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I'm gonna frickin pee myself.

Jordan (Pious)

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Is Champagne wine and you just add club soda?

Jordan (Pious)

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Cathy Drone? Oh, cathedral.

Dan

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France feels just like December in New England.

Michael

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