The Amazing Race "Tears of a Clown" Quotes
Bopper: This is the first time I've ever made a pinada.
Mark: It ain't a pinada, brother.
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Art: she was like the empanada nazi.
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Vanessa: I wanna rub my face in this.
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JJ: My big fat fingers are not doing a good job.
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Vanessa: My uterus is in my throat.
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Vanessa: Who's the first person that thought 'you know what, I'm going to get in to an airplane, strap on a parachute and jump the f*** out.' you've got to be borderline crazy.
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JJ: That was fun, but it wasn't fun.
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JJ: This goes against all laws of nature.
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Bopper: When you've got loot on the line like this, you pee your pants if you have to, baby.
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Kerri: I can just taste the burritos already. Do they have burritos there?
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