Bopper: This is the first time I've ever made a pinada.
Mark: It ain't a pinada, brother.

she was like the empanada nazi.

Art

I wanna rub my face in this.

Vanessa

My big fat fingers are not doing a good job.

JJ

My uterus is in my throat.

Vanessa

Who's the first person that thought 'you know what, I'm going to get in to an airplane, strap on a parachute and jump the f*** out.' you've got to be borderline crazy.

Vanessa

That was fun, but it wasn't fun.

JJ

This goes against all laws of nature.

JJ

When you've got loot on the line like this, you pee your pants if you have to, baby.

Bopper

I can just taste the burritos already. Do they have burritos there?

Kerri

The Amazing Race Season 20 Episode 1 Quotes

When you've got loot on the line like this, you pee your pants if you have to, baby.

Bopper

I can just taste the burritos already. Do they have burritos there?

Kerri