The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race "Uglier Than A Mud Rail Fence" Quotes

Stacy: Kerri, when someone's f****** giving us directions, could you actually listen to him?!?!
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Mark: We give it all we've got, we've got to give it more.
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Vanessa: I'm mad at you, but I love you.
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Joey: I never thought we'd be curling gnomes today.
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Vanessa: If we're going the wrong way I'm going to kick your ass.
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Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.
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JJ: I can craft a man's facial hair really good.
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Joey: We're taking this guy out to the club afterward.
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Joey: I feel a little weird grabbing another man's beard.
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Stacy: I can navigate myself to the mall and that's about it.
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