I'm the one who has the guts in this relationship.

Nicki

Going down was awesome. Going up's a bitch.

Claire

My arms hurt just opening this route info.

Kevin

Mallory: It's giving me a wedgie.
Gary: what's a wedgie.
Mallory: it's like when it goes up your butt.
Gary: ok.

I think we picked the right person to do this.

Michael (laughing)

Kevin: The roadblock said who has strength, stamina and guys.
Michael (laughing): I don't have none.

Kevin: I'm glad I chose this and not my Dad. No offense Dad.
Michael (laughing): Have fun, Kevin.

You're very inspiring.

Nat (sarcastically)

I haven't eaten meat in 22 years.

Kat

We know enough about the race where if there's a little glass of water on the table, that's a bad sign.

Nat

This is not Amazing Friends, this is Amazing Race.

Rachel

Jonathan: Having fun in there?
Connor: I'm pitching a tent.