Philip: It would destroy her.
Elizabeth: To be like us?

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• Added: May 21, 2014

I would do anything for my daughter. I would do anything for my daughter.

Philip

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• Added: April 24, 2014

Fred: Let me assure you, Mr. Beeman. I would never betray my country.
Stan: No one ever imagines they will.

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• Added: April 24, 2014

You are so lucky, Paige.

Elizabeth

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• Added: April 24, 2014

You inherited me. You didn't see something in me.

Fred

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• Added: April 24, 2014

You respect Jesus but not us?!

Philip

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• Added: April 24, 2014

Stan: I can fix this, but the God damned bureaucracy is killing us.
Deputy Attorney General: Beeman, I am the bureaucracy.
Stan: I know that sir. That's why I'm here.

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• Added: April 16, 2014

I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.

Larrick

• Permalink: I'll get you the signals before I leave for Nicaragua. Get that body out of my house.
• Added: April 16, 2014

Elizabeth: What's this?
Henry: It's a Camaro Z-28. Dad just bought it. Isn't it awesome?
Phillip: Ahhmazing. Well, at least it isn't a plane.

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• Added: April 16, 2014

Oleg: Squeeze your anus.
Nina: What?
Oleg: Squeeze your anus before you answer the question.
Nina: Is this a joke?
Oleg: No.

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• Added: April 09, 2014

Keep a tiger as a pet, it's still a tiger.

Elizabeth

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• Added: April 09, 2014

You look like a spy in an old movie.

Philip

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• Added: April 09, 2014