The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 13: "The Bakersfield Expedition" Quotes
Fine, but set them to stun. If we vaporize Penny, I'll never find a girlfriend that pretty again.Leonard
Raj: Are they actually arguing about comic books?
Leonard: No, that can't be right.
Howard: Maybe "Thor's Hammer" is a new color of nail polish.
Bernadette: Well, what if Hulk picked up Thor while Thor is holding the hammer.
Bernadette: Then by the transitive property of picking things up Hulk picked up the hammer.
Amy: No. Hulk picked up Thor. Thor picked up the hammer.
Penny: Okay, hang on. If I go to a bar and pick up a guy and he picks up a girl and then we all leave together. Did I pick up the girl?
Amy: Did that ever happen?
Penny: Hey, are we talking about me or are we talking about Thor?
Did we at least rent the car from Enterprise? Get it? Enterprise? Screw you. That's funny.Raj
Cop: You guys need me to call someone? I'm guessing your moms?
Leonard: Thanks, but we've got it covered.
Howard (walks up): Okay, I just talked to my mom.
Penny: If Harry Potter's wand can make decisions, why can't Thor's hammer?
Amy: Ok, if you're going to start comparing wands and hammers, I can't even take you seriously.
Raj: Wool pants in the desert. I feel like I've got poached testicles.
Leonard: Oh, you poor thing, you're sweating. That is so much worse than having your car stolen.
Raj: Your insurance is going to buy you a new car. It's not gonna de-funk my junk.
Leonard: Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby.
Sheldon: What, you think just because you are wearing a captain's uniform, you're in charge?
Penny: Oh, Thor. He's hot.
Stuart: Yeah, he kind of is.
Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?
Can you please stop staring? They're just girls. It's nothing you haven't seen in movies or drawings.Stuart
Bernadette: Why are they staring?
Amy: Who cares? Just soak it in. Hello, Boys.