The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor" Quotes

Sheldon: She stiffed you?
Penny: I believe that's what he did to her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Penny: Good morning, slut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider just this once using your genitalia to actually accomplish something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: It is to viagra as viagra is to a green M&M.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is that we're best friends. And I've got your back, Jack.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you goin, the drive thru at Jack In The Box
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: This year's donations may go to, say, the geology department.
Sheldon: Oh dear, not the dirt people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Until you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining, orbiting satellite equipped with high-speed internet and a cloaking device, you will be dependent on the human race.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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