The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation" Quotes

Leonard: So, I've got a gunshot wound. That's pretty bad-ass.
Penny: No, you've got a Reebok with a gunshot wound and an ouchie on your pinky toe.
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Raj: I can't believe I bought my soul mate at Glendale Galleria.
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Bernadette: Who's Siri? Is he dating someone new?
Howard: Yes. His phone.
Bernadette: Is that cute? Or, creepy?
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Leonard: Can you be more specific on how my eyebrows are "stupid." No, never mind. It's right here.
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Raj: I'd like for you to call me sexy.
Siri: [chimes]From now on, I'll call you sexy. Okay?
Raj: Okay!
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Amy: Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
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Leonard: It's color-coded. Red means "fix right away" Yellow is "eh, whenever you get a chance." And, green is "I could probably learn to live with it."
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Howard: She is gonna break his heart.
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Howard:[Chuckles] Look at that. There's finally a women in your life you can talk to
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Raj: Whoa! What's your hurry, cowboy? Savor the moment.
[Raj and Howard slowly remove the plastic off Raj's new iPhone 4s]
Howard: Oh, yeah.
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