The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Episode 13: "The Bozeman Reaction" Quotes
Bozeman does have a comedy club called the Loony Bin. Please don't forward my mail there.Sheldon
Oh, no, he's gonna telecommute. Everybody's really excited about it.Leonard [about Sheldon]
Wonderful security system if we're attacked by a school of tuna.Sheldon
I do not have to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder. Drat.Sheldon
The four of you are three of my closest friends, and one treasured acquaintance.Sheldon
My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don't like that.Sheldon
I'm not crazy; my mother had me tested.Sheldon
Sheldon: You know, the more I think about it, the "mobster sauce" couldn't possibly contain chunks of mobster.
Leonard: And why is that?
Sheldon: It was listed under "Seafood."
Leonard: Maybe they were mobsters who "slept with the fishes."