The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration" Quotes

Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Bernadette's diary has some saucy bits.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Howard: Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: I can't tell you that. I'm bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Mmm, you know, we could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.
Penny: Sure. Just when you say "dressed up" you mean nice clothes, right? Not, like, capes and tights and crap
Leonard: Although...
Penny: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

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