The Big Bang Theory

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Sheldon: Is there any reason you're keeping this dead goldfish?
Penny: Damn, I forgot to feed him and that I had him.
Sheldon: Well, now, did you also have a dog? Because I found what appears to be a battery-operated chew toy.
Penny: Party's over. Party's over.

If you'd let me pierce your brain with a hot needle in the right place you'd be happy all the time.

Amy

Bernadette's diary has some saucy bits.

Sheldon

Amy: Used me as a human shield?
Sheldon: I panicked. He looked taller than usual.

Sheldon, I swear to God I'm going to kill you.

Howard

Howard: It's ridiculous that we still have to walk up all these stairs.
Bernadette: Yeah, try doing it in heels.
Howard: I am.

My shirt is itchy and I wish I were dead.

Sheldon

I can't tell you that. I'm bound by closet organizer/organizee confidentiality.

Sheldon

I told you you shouldn't have espresso after dinner. I know the little cups make you feel big but it's not worth it.

Bernadette

Leonard: Mmm, you know, we could throw a dinner party too. Maybe even ask everyone to get dressed up.
Penny: Sure. Just when you say "dressed up" you mean nice clothes, right? Not, like, capes and tights and crap
Leonard: Although...
Penny: No.

Sheldon: I found three bowling pins. Do you juggle these or are you missing seven?
Howard: Juggle.
Sheldon: You health nuts kill me.

His quirks just make you love him more. ... Someone please agree with me.

Amy
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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 19 Quotes

Bernadette: Sheldon, I've been cooking all day.
Sheldon: Well ... now don't you feel silly.
Bernadette [to Howard]: Show him the closet

Bernadette: You can't just throw everything in the closet.
Howard: Hey, you can tell what to do or you can tell me how to do it, but you can't do both. This isn't sex.