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Well, that all stinks. No wonder you all got cancelled. Bye.


I do have a pretty balls-to-the-wall moisturizing regime.


No wrapper's gonna tell me what to do, unless it's Jay-Z.


Raj's girlfriend: Who's your favorite player?
Raj: Not Brian Boitano, that's for sure.

Amy: Missed one. Now your wish can't come true.
Sheldon: Lucky for you because I wished you were dead.

I've got to go be more butch. Tootles.


However long you think the foreplay should be, triple it.


Sheldon: You don't know what it's like to feel completely frustrated. To have a-a desire build up within you and be denied any opportunity for release.
Amy: Yeah. Sounds like a drag.

Amy: All I'm saying is we live in a world where closure isn't always an op...
Sheldon: ...tion. Okay.

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