I now pronounce you husband and wife... and weird other husband who came with the apartment.

Bernadette

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• Added: September 19, 2016

Sheldon: Why do people cry at weddings?
Mary: They're practicing for what's coming later.

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Penny: Your parents are old. Anything unspeakable is finished by 9:30. Go to sleep!

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• Added: September 19, 2016

I hope you're right. Because a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.

Sheldon

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• Added: September 19, 2016

So did you defile my mother, or not?

Sheldon

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• Added: September 19, 2016

Excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about! However accurately...

Sheldon

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• Added: September 19, 2016