The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 5 Episode 24: "The Countdown Reflection" Quotes
Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
Sheldon
Bernadette: I love that man.
Raj: Me too.
Howard's mother: Speak up!
Howard: From now on she's the only woman who can yell at me!
Would you like some aloe vera? You just got burned.
Sheldon
Bernadette's father: Here ya go.
Bernadette: Here ya go? What am I? A football?
Bernadette's father: Like that guy could catch a football.
Howard: There's fuel leaking and we're still gonna go?
Cosmonaut: Don't lose your Fruit Loops, Fruit Loops.
Sheldon: I'll do it provided I can perform the service in Klingon.
Bernadette: No.
Sheldon: What do you see in her?
Oh my gosh. I can't believe my maid of honor dress will be on Google Earth.
Amy
Sheldon: He asked her during coitus.
Howard: Did he get down on one knee or were you already there?
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. It will be fun.
Sheldon: That's what you said about the Green Lantern movie. You were 114 minutes of wrong.
No! When I eat Fruit Loops the other astronauts make fun of me.
Howard
Actually, Fruit Loops just got married ... to a girl.
Cosmonaut
