The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory

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The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation" Quotes

Wolowitz: Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!
Mrs. Wolowitz: Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Okay. One way to look at this is I'm getting new equipment and you're not, and that's unfair. But a better way to look at this is that I'm getting sex and you're not, and that's delightful!
 • Rating: Unrated
Leslie: Isn't it nice when your good fortune makes others miserable?
Wolowitz: You know, most people don't get that!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz [about his phone call]: Looks like I'm going to have sex tonight
Penny: His right hand is calling him?

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: I'm from Nebraska. When we shoot things, it's because we want to eat em' or make them leave our boyfriends alone
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: You know what baffles me Sheldon?
Sheldon: Based on your academic record, I could guess any number of things
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: What are we gonna do?
Leonard: We? No, no, no. You had your chance to be "we" for like a year and a half now. Right now, you are you and you are screwed.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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