If I wanted curls for dinner I'd order a clown wig.

Sheldon

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• Added: September 29, 2014

It's a good thing I'm not wearing flag underwear right now because there's about to be a fire.

Amy

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• Added: September 29, 2014

Is this when he says bazooka or something?

Penny

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• Added: September 29, 2014

Bernadette: They throw an actual ball, you were throwing air at a tv.
Howard: For your information, I also threw Leonard a high five.

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• Added: September 29, 2014

Sheldon: Did you enjoy my lecture?
Amy: No, and neither did our waiter.

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• Added: September 29, 2014

I know, watching your boyfriend run around with a broomstick between his legs isn't something you forget.

Penny

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Okay, that's not what I meant when I said go outside and play

Penny

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• Added: September 29, 2014