The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction" Quotes

Astronaut Mass: No problem ... Fruit Loops.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Wine and a girl in the dark ... he's going to be bored out of his mind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You call that a glowstick? [Pulls out his light saber and turns it on.] That is a glowstick!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Oh, how about Rocket Man?
 • Rating: Unrated

Howard: You can't do "Buzz." Buzz is taken
Raj: Buzz Lightyear is not real.
Howard: No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Raj: Well, are you talking about when he thought he was real?
Howard: No
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: Sheldon, that's not what girlfriends are for. Although, you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: 'Sup
Sheldon: 'Sup
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: I got pretty exciting NASA news today. Next week I fly to Houston for orientation and zero-gravity elimination drills.
Penny: What does that mean?
Bernadette: He's gonna to learn to poop in space.
Howard: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Raj: Maybe your nickname should be "Brown Dynamite."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: To amend the words of Toy Story -- "You've not got a friend in me."
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Leonard: I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.
 • Rating: Unrated

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