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I am sick of the Roommate Agreement.

Leonard

Raj: They put you under for a cleaning?
Sheldon: They have to -- I'm a biter.

If I had one, mine would be "Brown Dynamite."

Raj

Leonard: Sheldon, Canada is not going to invade California.
Sheldon: Yeah, really? You think those hippies in Washington and Oregon can stop them?

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