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Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.

Howard

Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.

Raj's poem

And for years, everyone in my family was convinced that he was the clarinet enthusiast.

Priya

Everyone was set a-twitter. Although oddly, no one tweeted.

Sheldon

Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.

Amy: The meme has reached full penetration.
Sheldon: Pun intended?
Amy: No. Happy accident.

Amy: I should let you know that she asked for details about our dalliance.
Sheldon: Interesting. So it went beyond the mere fact of coitus to a "blow by blow" as it were.
Amy: Pun intended?
Sheldon: I'm sorry. What pun?

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