The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 12: "The Hesitation Ramification" Quotes
Penny: Let's get married?
Leonard: What?
Penny: Leonard Hofstadter, will you marry me?
Leonard: Um....
Penny: Did you seriously just say "Umm..."?
I took a temp job as a waitress forever ago and I can't quit, because guess what? I can't do anything else.
Penny
Howard: Fake a laugh? Do you ever do that with me?
Bernadette: No, of course not.
Howard: Well, I'd be able to tell anyway.
Bernadette: I don't think you would.
Howard: Please, I've made plenty of girls laugh, sometimes just by asking them out.
Bernadette: [Laughs]
Howard: Yeah, well, I fake my orgasms.
Leonard: Can we talk?
Penny: We can, but the part of "Penny" might get cut.
You didn't get your part cut. You didn't get your part cut. Yep. A bunch of old guys rockinig out in a band, all with erectile dysfunction, you didn't get your part cut!"
Look, you know, words don't always have to mean things.
Leonard
Honey, you only had three lines. That wasn't gonna happen anyway.
Leonard
Oooh. Mark Harmon. He's a dreamboat.
Raj
Amy: What's the show?
Penny: Um, NC ... II .... Or, you know, NCSTD ... I don't know, it's the one with all the letters and I'm gonna be on it!
Amy: Can we maybe put the phones down and have an actual human conversation?
Sheldon: We can, but thanks to Steve Jobs, we don't have to.
