The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 1: "The Hofstadter Insufficiency" Quotes
Now, I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.Sheldon
Sheldon: Well, if it's any consolation, i'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
Sheldon: Oh, seriously?
Penny: You know what the worst part is?
Sheldon: That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?
Penny: No. Yeah....
Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.Amy
Penny: I cannot believe we were missing that jerk.
Sheldon: You were.
Penny: I'm calling him.
Sheldon: Oh, goodie! Put him on speaker phone.
Guys are hitting on us and not just to get to Penny.Amy
So if the fact that your husband left you makes you feel unattractive, just remember, penguins get cheated on and they're adorable.Raj
Howard: There's a party for incoming post-docs tonight. Go to it and meet someone who isn't made of grease or pie.
Raj: You think you're so cool because your wife is a person?
Sheldon: Even the dung beetle chooses to plot its course by using the Milky Way.
Raj: Is that true?
Sheldon: Everything I say is true. Now, of course, the dung beetle also enjoys eating fece, living in feces and making little balls out of feces. So, pick and choose which aspects of its lifestyle you want to embrace.