The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation" Quotes
Wolowitz: I took a scuba diving course over the summer, but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean.
Bernadette: That's too bad.
Wolowitz: You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit? Boy's large?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose!
Raj: Considering its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Why on earth are you telling me all this?
Leonard: Sometimes you movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
Penny: Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Leonard: Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?
Sheldon: They do some of their best work at night.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
Leonard: Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheldon: If we lived in the world where slow moving xenon produced light youd be correct. Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and the Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7