The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 8: "The Itchy Brain Simulation" Quotes
Oh, it's okay. I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely. I'll be the other man if you want a little something-something on the side.
Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years and never know if you're going to finally get satisfaction?Sheldon
Sweetie ... every night you don't kill him in his sleep, he wins.Penny
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Howard: If I may, he has so little self-respect and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection, she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed and post the video to YouTube, and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride.
Raj: He's right.
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Why is the key always confidence? How come it's never love handles and flop sweat?Raj
Sheldon: It's great you're here. I'd love to get an engineer's opinion.
Sheldon: This chair is squeaky. Now, do I fix it or get a new one?
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Gentlemen, please. Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes. He can't walk in my actual shoes. He has the feet of a toddler.Sheldon
I may be a bad waitress, but you're a bad person. Now, want to hear the specials?Penny
How those nipples feeling, chief?Sheldon
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