The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture" Quotes
Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Raj: What happened?
Sheldon: Obviously another carnal fiasco with the 'Shiksee' goddess.
Howard: Shiksa. Shik-Sa.
Sheldon: Forgive me. Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn't spoken for long.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?
Penny: Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Sex is never the way I dreamed it was going to be.
Raj: Because in your dreams, you're a horse from the waist down.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz: you're missing the point, a Shiksa goddess is not an actual goddess, we prey on them, not to them
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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