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Don't get the wrong idea; the way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex


We're all pathetic and creepy and can't get girls, that's why we fight robots


Sheldon [to Kripke]: Also, I am given to understand that your mother is overweight.
Raj: Oh, snap.
Sheldon: Now of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony then I withdraw that comment.

How is "doable" anything but a compliment?

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