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Go away Sheldon is nibbling on my ... 14. Yes!

Amy

Sheldon: I have not ruled it out.
Amy: Wow. Talk dirty to me.

They think our relationship is a joke. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?

Amy

See what happens when you let girls play D & D.

Sheldon

I like you a lot and that's scary for me. Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.

Raj

Penny: This isn't alcohol. It's a potion that makes me like you.
Leonard: Double potion, please.

Sheldon: It would -- fun? Yeah, okay, three weeks ago, you brought crunchy peanut butter but now you want the girls to play D & D -- do you have a drug problem?
Leonard: What's the big deal?

Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame, and you got groped by a stranger. That's Vegas. You nailed it.

Penny

Long story short. She's on the no-fly list and we might have been followed here by a drone.

Bernadette

You're right. I should finish the game. I take my plus-one longsword stab myself in the face with it. I'm dead. I've got a date with a girl. Bye!

Raj

Leonard: See, Howard is just as good a dungeon master as I am.
Sheldon: As good? You just got pantsed in the school yard four eyes.

Leonard: Sometimes change is good. You were worried about Zachary Quinto being the new Spock, but you ended up liking him.
Sheldon: Leonard, please, every time the topic of change comes up you throw Zachary Quinto in my face. I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time started -- Zachary Quinto. I'm upset daylight savings time ended -- Zachary Quinto. I'm saying this for the last time. Zachary Quinto was a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event, so stop using him against me.

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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 23 Quotes

We have a new rule if no one talks for three minutes you can just hang up. I'm so into her.

Raj

Penny: Vegas here we come.
Bernadette: No husbands. No boyfriends. No rules
Amy: No rules. We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group, are we?
Penny: No.
Amy: So there are some rules.
Bernadette: Okay. No husbands. No boyfriends. Some rules.
Amy: Thank you. VEGAS!

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