The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation" Quotes

Amy: I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion of one that takes attendance
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Raj: Howard wanted to write "mumbo jumbo," but I said no, our Sheldon would say "hokum."
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Sheldon: That's not afternoon. That's prevening.
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Leonard: When you say mistake, do you mean a fortunate mistake like the discovery of penicillin?
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Sheldon: Hello, Amy Farrah Fowler. I'm sorry to inform you that you've been taken in by unsupportable mathematics designed to prey upon the gullible and the lonely. Additionally, I am being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
Amy: If that was slang, I'm unfamiliar with it. If it was literal, I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
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Wolowitz: Okay, what if I were to tell you, tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman who has been scientifically chosen to be your perfect mate?
Sheldon: I would snort with derision and throw my arms in the air, exhausted by your constant tomfoolery.
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Sheldon: Incidentally, one can get beaten up in school simply by referring to oneself as one.
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Sheldon: Yes, in 1917 when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper "Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung," his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'.
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Sheldon: As a native Texan, I must say that I've never heard the phrase "yee haw" used in quite that context.
Penny: Oh God.
Sheldon: "Oh God." That I've heard on multiple occasions.
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Raj: I'm telling you, dude. The only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores.
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