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I'm telling you, dude. The only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys is for you to get back on the whores.

Raj

Don't worry about the moon. We set our laser to "stun."

Leonard

Sheldon: I should have brought an umbrella.
Leonard: What for? It's not gonna rain.
Sheldon: I know that, but with skin as fair as mine, moon burn is a real possibility.

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