The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence" Quotes
Beverly: Your Check Engine light is on.
Penny: Yeah, I gotta put a sticker over that.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Beverly: Excuse me, Leonard, I am the one who is getting a divorce; Mitzi is the one who is dead; why are you the one making a fuss?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Beverly: So, Howard, have you and Rajesh finally summoned the courage to express your latent homosexual feelings towards one another?
• Rating: 4.4 / 5.0
Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: You know, I could use a drink, you want to stop for a drink?
Beverly: Oh, I don't drink.
Penny: I do. I'll teach you.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Sheldon: It's doubtful that his mother will be over-impressed with a woman whose biggest achievement was memorizing the Cheesecake Factory menu.
Penny: Hey, it's a big menu! There's two pages just for desserts!
Leonard: And those specials, they change every day!
Penny: Okay, it's lame when I say it, it's just ridiculous when you pile it on.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: It's a bust of Sir Isaac Newton.
Penny: Oh sure, sure. Very Christmasy.
Sheldon: Well, excuse me, it's much more Christmasy than anything you put on the tree.
Leonard: Here we go...
Sheldon: December 25th, 1642. Julian calendar. Sir Issac Newton is born. Jesus, however, was actually born in the summer. His birthday was moved to coincide with the traditional pagan holiday that celebrates the winter solstice with lit fires and slaughtered guts, which frankly sounds like more fun than twelve hours of Church with my mother, followed by fruit cake.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Penny: I always tear up when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes.
Sheldon: Tears seem appropriate. Enlargement of the heart muscle, or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, is a serious disease which can lead to congestive heart failure.
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8