What kind of lunatic goes to McDonald's and gets fruit?

Bernadette

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• Added: September 27, 2016

Look guys, it's just a guidance system. It's not like you're handing us the Death Star from Star Trek.

Colonel Williams

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• Added: September 26, 2016

Bernadette: I had a plan. I kept leaving Dove bar wrappers around to explain any weight gain.
Amy: Where did you get empty Dove bar wrappers?
Bernadette: From all the DOVE BARS I ATE. I'M PREGNANT. Try to keep up!

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• Added: September 26, 2016

Leonard: You can't put that on Snapchat.
Raj: Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman.

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• Added: September 26, 2016

Penny: When Leonard's feeling anxious, I make him take a long walk.
Amy: Does that help?
Penny: For a while, then he comes back.

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• Added: September 26, 2016

I was counting on that money. I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.

Howard

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• Added: September 26, 2016