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How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can't remember "no tomato" on my hamburger?

Sheldon

You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.

Raj

Thanks for ruining lobster for me.

Howard

My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.

Raj

I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.

Howard

Can I want to go because I have to want to go?

Sheldon

Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.

Amy

It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.

Bernadette

Spread your legs. Invite them in.

Sheldon [to Penny]

Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin -- yeah, though not a real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch the Incredibles. Penny.

Sheldon

I guess you could say Raj is my name and stars are my game.

Raj
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The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 17 Quotes

Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin -- yeah, though not a real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch the Incredibles. Penny.

Sheldon

I guess you could say Raj is my name and stars are my game.

Raj
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