The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation" Quotes

Sheldon: How can she remember all those lines, but as a waitress she can't remember "no tomato" on my hamburger?
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Raj: You won't regret it. I'm the most pathetic guy you've ever met.
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Howard: Thanks for ruining lobster for me.
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Raj: My heart is stone. From now on, I'm a monk. I renounce all worldly pleasures. Except for Lobster. And, garlic butter.
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Howard: I mean ... we can have a pants party. Go put some on.
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Sheldon: Can I want to go because I have to want to go?
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Amy: Yeah, yeah, you want a cigarette. Well, I'd like a normal boyfriend. Deal with it.
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Bernadette: It smells pretty ripe in here. You kinda feel it in your eyes.
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Sheldon [to Penny]: Spread your legs. Invite them in.
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Sheldon: Please welcome my friend, neighbor and flag virgin -- yeah, though not a real virgin. She's had coitus many times. Sometimes within earshot of this flag enthusiast. Once while he was trying to watch the Incredibles. Penny.
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